http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/ Baron Reginald von Farnsworth IV - LiveJournal.com Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:33:01 GMT LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com baronfarnsworth 1501551 personal http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/8808171/1501551 http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/ 100 100 http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/695.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 03:33:01 GMT http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/695.html I am returned! "Where have you been," many of you have asked, "that has required your extended absence?" Well, says I, only to the jaws of hell itself and back! Many a demon have I defeated, many a devilish riddle has been solved to escape the fiendish clutches of Lucifer himself, and might I say that the whole place would truly inspire the ire of the queen. A lack of civilization that is nearly beyond scorn. All I've gained out of the experience is that there is one native voodoo doctor veritably demanding a place in the stocks. For sending me on such a journey without any provocation he shall be lucky if I allow him in the same pillory I had his only son put in shortly before he requested the meeting with me, from which I was dispatched with such incivility to the underworld. Perhaps with some luck I will allow you to hear of my travails. For now I retire to my tent and my collection of vintage tonic waters. Oh, how that witch doctor shall pay. Oh, how. http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/695.html in botheration public 0 http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/464.html Tue, 02 Dec 2003 16:46:57 GMT http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/464.html Fie! An island of heathens, and none but me and my men to bring civilization to these cannibals. Filthy islanders, all of you. Grubby bastards, probably reading this right now. Damn natives. They all smell like animals. I shall show them all! I shall turn them from a people hardly fit to inhabit the area to a people fit to cook my food and clean my clothes! Oh, yes, they shall all someday have fabulous handlebar moustaches like me. A veritable colony of worthwhile citizens, ready to serve the Queen in the coming war. HA! http://baronfarnsworth.livejournal.com/464.html determined public 9